Commander-in-thief
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyCommander-in-thief
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyCount Flatula
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyPoolius Sleazer
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyPervert Hoover
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyGeneralissimo Geritol
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyMendacious Mango
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyTangerine Terror
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyFlabio
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyThe Kompromat Kid
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyLimburger in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyShort-fingered Vulgarian
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyDonorrhea
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyKetchup Tosser in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyMarginally Sentient Spray-Tan
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyTerracotta Toddler
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyJulius Cheeser
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyCandyvan McTaco Twit
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyBig Daddy Poopy Pants
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyAbominable Showman
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: no investigating me please.