"Remember when that lady got killed at my house last night? That was pretty weird, huh?" #bmoviemaniacs

He's REALLY into that dog. #BMoviemaniacs

"Take it sleazy, Jimmy." #bmoviemaniacs

No, but you get extra credit if you can show me you can do it doggy style #BMovieManiacs

Whit Bissell always hangs out with people who turn into monsters. #BMoviemaniacs

It's really good. They have super noodles too, and big portions. Small, lousy egg rolls. Can't have everything. #bmoviemaniacs

*raises hand*
Sir, shouldn't that thing be on ice?
*raises hand again*
Follow up, Professor. We took a vote, can you roll it over, it's creepin' us all out, staring at us. Blah.
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Troy Donahue. He's dreamy.
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Every classroom should have a large refrigerator. #BMovieManiacs

These crazy college kids. Probably hepped up on goofballs. #bmoviemaniacs

movie: "...bestiality"
Me: (dont make an FBI joke. Dont make an FBI joke)
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"Excuse me, professor? Is bestiality going to be on the test?"
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I really wish that fish would come back to life.
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They used to investigate fingerprint evidence with no kind of microscopes? That doesn't seem like it would be very accurate. #bmoviemaniacs

Did he just say "bestiality"? #bmoviemaniacs

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Best-chiality
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"Will any of this be on the final?"
"No, but..."
*stampede toward door*
#bmoviemaniacs