YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO FILM, SHE TALKED TO ADIN ROSS #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH POKIMANE, SHE GOT CANCELLED #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS, IT BECAME A CARDBOARD BOX #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 1, SHE THOUGHT A PILLOW WAS HER XBOX #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, SHE BROUGHT HER BLOOD TYPE TO A FISHING TRIP AND HAD HER OWN ORBIT #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET, SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH WILBER SOOT #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE MAKES DREAM LOOK LIKE JOE ROGAN #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, SHE BROUGHT ORANGE JUICE TO THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND ATE A COOKIE #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE THOUGHT FISH WAS FISH #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT SUPER MARIO WAS INSTAGRAM #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT ADIN ROSS WAS A DORITO #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, WHEN SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH LUCIDIN, SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE BROKE MY NECK AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT SHROUD WAS A REFUND #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE BROUGHT CHIPS TO GREEN HILL ZONE AND WAS FRIENDS WITH KSI #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT BARACK OBAMA WAS A COFFEE TABLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE BROUGHT BEN SHAPIRO TO BIKINI BOTTOM AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT JAKE PAUL WAS A ROLLING PIN #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE MADE LOVE TO BARACK OBAMA, IT BECAME HER BLOOD TYPE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, YAHOO THOUGHT SHE WAS LIGHTNING MCQUEEN #yomama