…I don’t like people. I don’t like talking to them and I really don’t like listening to them. —Martin Best, Best Medicine (2026)

…I don’t like people. I don’t like talking to them and I really don’t like listening to them. —Martin Best, Best Medicine (2026)
…I don’t like people. I don’t like talking to them and I really don’t like listening to them. —Martin Best, Best Medicine (2026)
Only the ghosts in this house are glad we're here. —Watson Pritchard, House on Haunted Hill (1959)
Only the ghosts in this house are glad we're here. —Watson Pritchard, House on Haunted Hill (1959)
Look, I like your scrunchies. I just don't understand them. —Paul Rhoades, Shrinking
Look, I like your scrunchies. I just don't understand them. —Paul Rhoades, Shrinking
I know you don't want me treating the assistant with human decency, but I just disagree. —Samantha, Ghosts (US)
I know you don't want me treating the assistant with human decency, but I just disagree. —Samantha, Ghosts (US)
I have been poisoned, stabbed, and nearly exsanguinated, and the fact that I have lived to use that word as a verb is proof that I can look out for myself. —Mary Hamilton, Batwoman
I have been poisoned, stabbed, and nearly exsanguinated, and the fact that I have lived to use that word as a verb is proof that I can look out for myself. —Mary Hamilton, Batwoman
How can I be critical with this in my mouth. —Janice Blackstock, Chef!
How can I be critical with this in my mouth. —Janice Blackstock, Chef!
Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat—out stupid. Other times they're just evil. —Mark, The Room
Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat—out stupid. Other times they're just evil. —Mark, The Room
You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider: the Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who cannot — the dead. —Eros, Plan 9 form Outer Space
You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider: the Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who cannot — the dead. —Eros, Plan 9 form Outer Space
‘Cause I’ve heard about you. —Darnell, Abbot Elementary
‘Cause I’ve heard about you. —Darnell, Abbot Elementary
An Argentine lake duck has a penis as long as its body. —Evan Baxter, Evan Almighty
An Argentine lake duck has a penis as long as its body. —Evan Baxter, Evan Almighty