It's so odd watching a different genre's movie cliches and tropes when you're in a situation where you're absolutely expecting very _different_ genre cliches and tropes.
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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gyIt's so odd watching a different genre's movie cliches and tropes when you're in a situation where you're absolutely expecting very _different_ genre cliches and tropes.
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy@diazona Let's be honest, that would be a feature in an AirBnB listing.
So, the cop is The Bat, right? #thebat
#monsterdon
@jeffron.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy“he must be a lunatic, there’s a million dollars of motivation at stake” #Monsterdon
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyThat cop and Mrs Patterson have a history...
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyClassic British side eye and sarcasm
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy"They don't like service in the country" wow okay lady
Our mystery writer MC seems practically excited to be living in a murder mansion
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gylove how casual everyone it being about the murder taking place in the building an hour ago
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gyThe butler did it?
Him being a chauffeur was just a red herring.
#monsterdon Kare 11? The movie itself is a little bit too nice to snark on normally, but it's open season on these subtitles
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gyVincent Price being in this mystery movie reminds me of Midsomer Murders when the special guest star is, like, David Warner and OF COURSE the murderer is David Warner.
@nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gyoh my god did i miss a murder when I was gone
@steggy.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gyIt would be awesome if this sorta veered into Practical Magic and all these women form a coven
@aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gyof course he's both the doctor and the coroner #monsterdon
THe sun room is where we do all our autopsies.
#thebat
#monsterdon
@jsadow.c18.masto.host.ap.brid.gyMany doors open to a secret something which is disappointment
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gythat secret closet is a LOT wider than that clock
@gnomon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyThe trilby sneak has snuck his last snook - what a grisly end, to end up throatless and shoved in a locker. No doubt also now without his lunch money, viciously be-wedgied too.
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyOh boy, he KNOWS her, doesn't he?