I mean that's basically @lackadaisy.bsky.social's chemical formula...
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Every new detail we learn about Amazing Spider-Man #1000 makes me so thankful the Petra/Polly Parker trend blew the fuck up the way it did...
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Days like today are why I get so annoyed whenever Marvel's X-Office writes blonde women browbeating Kamala Khan for supposedly not understanding America's systemic bigotry...
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LRP like... the whole reason Kamala Khan was created as a character was because America did not, in fact, come together as a nation of all creeds and nationalities after 9/11...
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Marvel Comics bringing back Miracleman in 2026 is the Wrestlesky equivalent of TKO somehow bringing back Hollywood Hulk Hogan in full nWo regalia to bury Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes in the main event of Wrestlemania... 🤼
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Miracleman in Avengers Armageddon might be the perfect encapsulation of why Marvel Editorial's currently failing to provide meaningful commentary to "The World Outside Your Window"

They're just as obsessed with past glory days of shameless self-indulgence disguised as maturity as MAGA
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Me to Marvel Editorial:
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Me, seeing the leaked cover for Avengers Armageddon #4:
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Well, I guess that's the theme of the next Botchamania thumbnail set...
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"ASM #400 But With More Midlife Crisis" was already enough of a bounce off for me...

BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN TRIPLE H HAS A FUCKING WRITING CREDIT ON THIS BOOK?!?
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The more I think about the mixed reviews for PS5 Wolverine and how much Sony clearly had riding on it this fiscal period, the funnier the whole "Project X-Finity" subplot in Uncanny X-Men gets...
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I often think the criticism of "Yellow Paint" design can be a bit overblown... but if @skillup.bsky.social's review is anything to go by, this level of handholding is genuinely bizarre given the prospective audience it's aimed towards given its mature tone...
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Going from The Boys' spin-off parody of the X-Men (which was decidedly toned down from the original comics' "What If Prof. X Molested Kidnapped Kids And They Were Largely Cool With It?") to the actual X-Men is certainly an interesting career trajectory...
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The day of Trump dropping an X-Men themed AI shitpost is fast approaching... and I, for one, am very interested to see which way Disney and Marvel blink...
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The CONDUCTOR OF X looking at the reviews for Insomniac's Wolverine, having a whole bunch of SniktBub-centric books plotted out in advance to synergize with it:
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When you've been putting off your bachelor's thesis all semester and are recovering from a hangover the weekend before it's due:
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Congratulations to Raven Software on retaining their "Best Wolverine Game" title, I guess...
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The review consensus being "Perfectly Serviceable If You're Not Already A Wolverine Superfan" makes it sound like Insomniac understood the assignment a little too much to the letter...
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