So I've seen the Sydney Sweeney ad and the Woodman's Market ad and I want bulk bags of popcorn and not a damn thing else.
Welcome to the AL Central, y'all.

ABS overturned the call in #Guardians at #WhiteSox (Top 6). Steven Kwan challenged on a 0-0 four-seam fastball. Called Strike -> Ball. 1 out, 1st & 2nd. Score: CLE 5 - CWS 4 | HP: Jansen Visconti 98.0 mph | Miss: ~1.7 in high Later: Steven Kwan walks. Patrick Bailey to 3rd. Brayan Rocchio to 2nd.
Classic fkn #whitesox
White Sox 2-0 had all the momentum and getting smoked back to back games of the low quality pitching. Game 5 on Saturday it is. #WhiteSox
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Well.
Only way out is through, fellas.
You give up the runs, you take 'em back. Them's the rules.
What the actual fuck. #WhiteSox
Well, this game unraveled quickly.
Do or die in Cleveland I guess... fuck #whitesox
Seems like Pope Bob is asleep #whitesox
Great season #WhiteSox
I feel like we are getting a game 5. #WhiteSox
Taylor cannot find the strike zone tonight. #WhiteSox
this game is going to be the death of me #whitesox
As my mobbed-up Chicago uncle would say: two tings is killin' me: 1. Slow horses and 2. Da Sox pitchin'