Rob (on a season with someone with a broken foot and a severed thumb): these people are lucky I got hurt because I was going to be a main character
Rob on the season:
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"back on the boat ... that’s when the exchange happened. Off-camera, so I didn’t do production any favors with that one."

Pretty sure that's breaking the rules AGAIN by doing it off-camera. This guy had zero fucking clue.

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Episode 4 preview. This week on Love Island. Can Jelly stay focused when she confronts Ori’s abs? Does Mike have charisma that we have yet to see because he probably got swapped screwed? Will Eric be able to take a hint from Kilby? The answer to all of these questions is no. #Survivor51 #Survivor

Yeah, WE knew you'd be going to Ponderosa, Rob. I even said it last week. But considering you didn't even know you couldn't vote yourself out, I'm sure YOU didn't know. Now you're trying to act like you did in order to backstop your lie. Pathetic.
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Let me be clear: I don’t think he only quit cuz he was blindsided. He was very clearly trying to engineer his own elimination before that. I do think it’s pretty clear that he wanted to quit from day 2 or 3, but is insecure in his masculinity and has a fragile ego so needed to do all this #Survivor

WHY ARE WE SWAPPING TO 3 TRIBES!? We just had a mutiny? I wanted to see how these tribes play out and now it is over. Of all the good decisions made this season this one is the first big questionable one. (I do like Kilby getting his own Kilby though) #Survivor #Survivor51

Patt Cannaday reacts to who she feels most betrayed by in her #Survivor 51 blindside, who clocked her as a secret lawyer from Day 1, and whether she ever found her pants: parade.com/tv/patt-cann...

Rob on dealing with fan reaction to his #Survivor51 exit.

Full #Survivor interview at the link: ew.com/survivor-51-...

I personally hope this is Kilby cause I know nothing about Patt or Mike. Taking out one of the 5 is a bigger move but it feels like the other side is not really connected at all. Plus I want to know if Brady talked to Maggie again #Survivor #Survivor51

I’m sorry but them letting Brady be the middle again is ridiculous. How are yall getting played by Brady? What delusional world does Kilby live in for him to think he has Brady? He has given him zero re-assurance #Survivor #Survivor51

#Survivor51 star Patt Cannaday explains why she was ‘internally furious’ after blindside, and reveals what happened to her missing pants. #Survivor ew.com/survivor-51-...

I thought I was going to be rough on Rob on the upcoming Why Rob & Patt Lost BEFORE I saw his pathetic excuses and bullshit braggadocio in his interviews. Now he’s getting the full hammer treatment. #Survivor51 #Survivor #WhyXLost #RHAP

I forgot there is now 11 people on Yellow. They created a 5 person alliance that would work in any other scenario but now they are the minority. Getting Caramoan flashbacks cause you can’t be the minority alliance and not hang out with the others #Survivor #Survivor51

You can also see my thoughts on how his sad quitting attempts were shot down by Jeff Probst and the doctor, but he did it anyway, as a YouTube Short: https://youtube.com/shorts/CKRSfFuF6Go?is=WOtSB_Vmg5AmQ87B

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#Survivor51 ’s Rob was a complete failure even when it came to quitting. He tried to get himself out of the game twice before giving up and just making pathetic excuses. The season is better without him. My TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLj6C2P2/

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LETS GO SAVU!!! That is how you fight back. Welcome back Aitu! #Survivor #Survivor51

Carter had only 2 confessionals in the first two episodes, then 10 this week, tying with Devin for the most this week. Devin remains the overall leader with 23 while Cristian is still waiting for his second confessional. #Survivor

Watched the episode late last night and I want @robcesternino.bsky.social to know that he can never, ever refer to himself as the Rob that sucks in #Survivor contexts anymore.