Surprised there isn’t a wealth of ‘Santo versus…” comics. Godzilla seems happy to meet Justice League, Turtles, Avengers et al Same for Alien and Predator. And don’t get me started on that tart Dracula #SpaceApeCinema

Imagine if Santo EVER had the element of surprise.... #spaceapecinema

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JFC. Did they turn on an organ and put two kittens each on the pedals and keys and toss them a few cotton balls. Stop. #spaceapecinema

Every time he says Encapuchado negro I feel like he's about to say El Chapulin Colorado....a Mexican tv show #SpaceApeCinema

You'd think a wizard who can give a wrestler a magic cape and mask wouldn't have to live in a cave with no central heating. Merlin lived better than that. #SpaceApeCinema

Santo's 16th century ancestor receives his mystical cape and mask from the wizard Abraca in THE DIABOLICAL AXE. #SpaceApeCinema

Santo and Spectreman. In the final final showdown against Gori and Karas. It's gold. #spaceapecinema

No one in the 1600's finds it weird that 2 guys are running around in spandex #SpaceApeCinema

Ooh, is he about to be offered a cigar? #SpaceApeCinema

Merlin living on Gilligan's Island #SpaceApeCinema

bats are adorable...but this thing in the movie is fugly #SpaceApeCinema

A crossover between Santo and Zorro just seems like a no-brainer. #SpaceApeCinema

There seem to be different methods. Say 'zero' and then throw the switch, or throw the switch on zero. Varies film to film. Director's choice I imagine. I am high as fuck. #spaceapecinema

The Diabolical Axe #SpaceApeCinema

"You'll be rich beyond your dreams!"
"But I don't dream of being rich."
"WELL THEN IT WILL 'BE BEYOND YOUR DREAMS', WON'T IT THEN?"
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All the best movies have giant bat, usually for no reason. #SpaceApeCinema

Hard to take the devil seriously when he looks like a bat ballet costume that someone shrunk in the wash. #SpaceApeCinema

Dude. That's a decent haul. Fair amount of jewelry. Don't retire. #spaceapecinema

The devil can't force a woman to fall in love with you, but he can offer a cash sum. #SpaceApeCinema