Ronald McFondle
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.

Ronald McFondle
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
Chump in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
Humpty Trumpty
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Nectarine N*zi
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
Dopey McGropey
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
Con Juan
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
Donald Duck-the-draft
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.
Metamucil World Peace
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
The Lyin' King
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't send me to a camp, please.
Nectarine Nero
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
Dopey McGropey
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Pampers President
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
King Hungry the Eighth
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
President Dunning-Kruger
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Turmeric Tyrant
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
Salmon Satan
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't send me to a camp, please.
Orange Glazed Grifter
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
Scooby Coup
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
Donvict
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
The Kompromat Kid
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.