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@jsadow.c18.masto.host.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:58 AM

You _definitely_ don't want them to think you are a couple of hysterical women.

@steggy.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:57 AM

Why are we splitting up again?

@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:57 AM

e... e... e... e... e...

#monsterdon #TheBat1959

D@dogwelder.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:57 AM

Betcha the butler shows up with a bum ear.
#thebat
#monsterdon

@gnomon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:57 AM

"Where's that police man??"

"Oh I don't know, something must have happened to him."

ACAB (all cops are bats)

D@dogwelder.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:57 AM

If I were going to hammer through a bunch of lathe and plaster and I (apparently) wasn't worried about noise, I'd bring a bigger hammer.

#thebat
#monsterdon

R@randy-s.mefi.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:56 AM

#monsterdon Who knows what eee-vil lurks in the heart of this Bell wire? Always good to see a criminal planning ahead, bringing the proper tools for electrical work.

I was quoting the intro to "The Shadow" Because the criminal here is wearing a black stocking over his face with a suit and Trilby/Fedora/Whatever hat that is Incels argue about. He's cutting the phone line with very nice looking diagonal cutters. The Bat 1959

@kcarr2015.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:56 AM

What the hell? The Bat's going to just hammer on a wall in the middle of the night with a house full of people? 😆

@gnomon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:55 AM

This Bat character is far too comfortable manipulating doorknobs and flashlights and whatnot with inch-long steel talons for me to believe that he has no prior experience working with long fingernails.

Or perhaps... SHE..!??! Hath we a murderess???

(no probably not)

@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:55 AM

It's morse code! e... i... e... i... o?

My gods, Old Man McDonald is The Bat!

#monsterdon #TheBat1959

@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:55 AM

Why did he SNEAK in just to break out a hammer and start goin to town on the wall?? What did he think would happen?

@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:54 AM

Rather than use my razor-sharp claws to cut this wire, I'll be civilized and use wire cutters.

@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:54 AM

Loudest termites _I've_ ever heard

#monsterdon #TheBat1959

D@diazona.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:54 AM

tap

tap tap tap

tap tap

just bat things

@nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:54 AM

Like @Lazarou I'm impressed by the number of women characters with speaking parts in this movie, definitely passes my personal "could they do a straight porno parody of this without having to invent new women characters" rule

D@dogwelder.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:54 AM

"Let me just sneak in then make ALL THE NOISE."
#thebat
#monsterdon

D@diazona.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:53 AM

The Bat also being an expert in electrical wiring

@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:53 AM

that look, with the face mask and the fedora, makes me think "Hollywood Hacker"

D@diazona.techhub.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 12, 2026, 1:53 AM

Gotta love how the guy guarding the hose leaves the front door unlocked and allows the villain to get in