Jacob made himself a little Amityville Horror House architectural diorama.

Mike Brady he is not.

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Wait, so if time travel is possible in the Amityville movies, does that mean that that Long Island house was actually just a Delorean this whole time?
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Andy was consumed by French Onion soup.

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Amityville: It's About Time was made possible thanks to the generous contributions of:
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Not sure what Dr. Lenny is doing but it smells like malpractice.

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Ooh, she *69'd him. But not in the fun way.

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How many dirty plates can one fit on a bed? Let's watch as Jacob goes for the world record.

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Some guy named Dutch: "This movie needs more me angles".

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🤣🤣🤣 Doesn't matter what one accomplishes in their life, you get hit by the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, and that's literally going to be the only thing you're know for!
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I'm really sorry, I keep telling the Toasted Almond bar it can't drive the van but it never listens.

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Where are all these dead leaves coming from? Every tree is bright green.

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And done! Here's my new portrait of Terri Snell looking like an absolute boss in her early 90s windbreaker get-up! Thanks for checking it out, folks!
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It's book-learnin' time in Amityville!

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Too late. Anthropic and Amazon have destroyed them all.
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That was S.O.S. playing out over the radio, for the Mose Code challenged out there ...
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I could imagine no greater indignity than being killed by a novelty business van ...
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If Joe Bob Briggs ever covers this film, I hope the Drive-In Totals include the 2 broken toilets sitting curbside in the neighborhood.
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I think the spirits are just upset by that garish late 80s / early 90s ostensibly-cultured Rich White People interior design ... This is kinda just the plot of Beetlejuice all over again ...
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They've got fruit bowls on both the table and the counter next to the table ... Demonic possession may still be an issue, but this family does not have to worry about Scurvy.
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