YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE ATE A COOKIE, SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES AND GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2, SHE GOT ARRESTED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, MCDONALD'S THOUGHT SHE WAS JOE ROGAN #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE MAKES SHROUD LOOK LIKE QUACKITY #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE SAT NEXT TO HER UNCLE IN THIRD GRADE, SHE GOT ARRESTED AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE THOUGHT MRBEAST WAS A PLAYSTATION #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE SAT NEXT TO ADIN ROSS IN THIRD GRADE ON A CUP OF NOODLES #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE BROUGHT LINUS TECH TIPS TO MATER'S HOUSE AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE THOUGHT DONALD TRUMP WAS A DORITO #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH JAMES CHARLES, SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE AND GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT TO HILLARY CLINTON'S HOUSE, SHE MADE LOVE TO NICKELBACK #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH MIKE WAZOWSKI #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT A SANDWICH TO GREEN HILL ZONE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE BOUGHT TICKETS TO FACEBOOK #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE ON CHIPS #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE BROUGHT A LAWN CHAIR TO NEW ORLEANS AND WEARS TWO WATCHES #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE MAKES PAPA SMURF LOOK LIKE MORTY SMITH #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO XBOX LIVE, SHE THOUGHT A SNOW GLOBE WAS HER WII REMOTE #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE GOT CANCELLED, SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE HAD HER OWN ORBIT AND GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO SEE CATS 2019, SHE THOUGHT A CANDLE WAS HER GAMING PC #yomama