MomTok hits New York to celebrate Whitney making her Broadway debut as Roxie Hart in Chicago. From TikTok dances to Broadway bows, Whitney said career trajectory. #SLOMW

well. guess it’s time to finish #SLOMW since #Verizon won’t let me mindlessly scroll on this rainy friday morning smh

Chase and Marciano meet up with Dakota while producers hit them with brutally shady foreshadowing about their future with Jessi. Whoever made those lower thirds deserves a raise immediately. #SLOMW

Mayci gets pressured about having another baby, and Mikayla immediately comes to her defense. Finally, somebody remembered that Mayci gets a vote in Mayci’s life. #SLOMW

Jen wants to come to New York despite Whitney setting a boundary around her Broadway moment. Whitney’s response basically becomes: fine, come and enjoy the show. Roxie Hart has ENTERED the chat. #SLOMW

Whitney is preparing for her Broadway debut, but Jen decides their unresolved DWTS drama also deserves a ticket to New York. Broadway has enough drama already, ladies. #SLOMW

Taylor questions Doug’s music ambitions while continuing her connection with Ben, who is also a musician. Girl, apparently the red flag is only red depending on who is holding it. #SLOMW

Taylor is still caught between Doug, Dakota AND Ben. At this point The Bachelorette needed fewer roses and a flowchart. #SLOMW

Taylor is juggling an engagement to Doug, unfinished business with Dakota, and feelings for Ben. One episode in and the relationship chart already needs its own production assistant. #SLOMW

Mikayla explores a different approach to healing, including a trip for THC gummies with Jace. While everyone else is choosing chaos, she is at least browsing the wellness aisle. #SLOMW

Layla tells Miranda that Chase hooked up with Shinia, one of Miranda’s closest friends. Miranda confronts him and starts setting boundaries. The Book of More Men is already reading like a warning label. #SLOMW

Doug may be Taylor’s fiancé, but Mikayla points out he is basically Dakota 2.0. Same type, different reality franchise. The pattern has officially entered syndication. #SLOMW

Taylor admits Dakota came over the night she returned from filming, while she was still engaged. MomTok did not even get one peaceful commercial break. #SLOMW

Taylor comes home from The Bachelorette engaged to Doug, then reconnects with Dakota almost immediately. Apparently the final rose came with a return policy. #SLOMW

Jen Affleck is never beating those greasy hair allegations

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Me eagerly waiting for the new intro scene each season #SLOMW 😍

Taylor going around saying she’s engaged as if it’s the worst news in the world is frying me BAD #SLOMW

Watching #SLOMW is wild because of how slow the turn around time is, so much insanity has gone on since this was filmed. Absolutely CRINGING listening to Jessi talk shit about Chase 👀

Taylor told her old hook up about cheating on her fiancé with Dakota before she even told the fiancé… lord help #slomw