Poolius Sleazer
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.

Poolius Sleazer
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
King Flaccid the First
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Criminal in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
Tangerine Tyrant
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
Dorito Mussolini
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
Dorito Mussolini
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Been-a-Dick Donald
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Nelson Tandela
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
Tweety Amin
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Der Cheetoführer
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
Donye West
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
McNugget Muammar
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Pampers President
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
Flag Fondler
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
Emperor Poopy Pants
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
Napoleon Bone-a-spur
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
President Coups-a-lot
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
The Pedo in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
Engorge Washington
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
Ronald McFondle
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.