#monsterdon okay this was a little silly. A Chicago criminal using underworld slang with a Mid-Atlantic accent... #theBat1959

#monsterdon okay this was a little silly. A Chicago criminal using underworld slang with a Mid-Atlantic accent... #theBat1959
Agnes Moorehead going all Miss Marple on us!
*Sees Ms Van Gorder throw a poker and hit The Bat in the neck*
Chekov's poker hardly even know 'er
Body count: 3
#monsterdon "You see the Bat came back" THE VERY NEXT DAY 🎶 #theBat1959
The bat came back
the very next day
Men hunting each other in the dark woods...
Excuses all around
"I've seen better performances in THIS VERY MOVIE!"
This movie makes no sense and is also somehow great all at the same time.
Now it’s sucked my wife into its hammy maw. (And let the record show that my wife would make an excellent strong woman in a nightgown.)
“Where were you? Mansion owner’s insurance doesn’t cover psycho killer wall damage!” #Monsterdon
Yeah, where the fuck were you cop?!
Poker why I hardly
Cop arrives too late...
Another person killed bloodlessly by slashing open her jugular.
I mean, this is still Monsterdon, we 100% know all women _have_ been cast for their ability to do a terrified, wordless scream
Not Judie!
Good aim! Was that a hat pin?
WHAM! Nice arm there, Angus!