I think Banjo cheated… #baonpdx

Portland: where teams with shitty defenses go to unexpectedly get points #baonpdx

Half time: Thorns 0 - 1 Dash

Disappointing first half for Portland. Let's hope they can get it together in the second half. Thoughts?

Drinks? #BAONPDX

Loons down at the half to Seattle. #BAONPDX down at the break to Houston. Sigggghhhh

Feels like the Thorns’s offensive plan is “get the ball to Soph and let her figure out a goal”, and that hasn’t worked yet.

Sure, you want Soph on the ball a lot, but the Thorns can be a little more dynamic in that endeavor.

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Soooo checking in on this, and, uh.

Oops. #BAONPDX

Can we use the left side of the field, please? #nwsl #baonpdx

45' Klenke winning the battle against Portland's attack. #BAONPDX

That was great ball in from Vignola. Unfortunate to end up just behind Reyna's run.

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I don't know if I'm just wound up, or if the Thorns are playing that poorly, but I'm finding their play nearly unwatchable tonight
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Damn, @randopdx.bsky.social is tough as fuck. Got into a bar fight and took out three Dash supporters. She is still singing with ice on her nose. #BAONPDX

Twice now (one from Weaver, one from Wilson) where the player should spin and cycle possession instead of dribbling through a situation. Weaver's ended in a poor shot. Soph was tackled but recovered and fouled.

Feels like were entering "just try to make something happen" territory. #BAONPDX

How many times is that man going to watch these short corners not work? #baonpdx

35' With 10 minutes until halftime, it'd be good if the Thorns could find the equalizer before the 1st half ends. #BAONPDX

31' Houston's defense has been on point so far. #BAONPDX

26' Poor giveaway near Houston's box but neither Pietra nor Weaver can finish properly. #BAONPDX

23' The Dash putting Portland against its own goal. Interesting. #BAONPDX

17' If you ask this admin, the Dash has looked more dangerous with only two chances than Portland so far. #BAONPDX

Not good, but I'll absolutely credit the hockey assist pass (didn't catch who made it). It was a pass from the high shin threaded through a narrow channel and played perfectly.

Sometimes pro athletes just do good things.

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10' Well, well, well... Houston had one chance and one goal. Nice #BAONPDX #sarcasm