🔮 Aries's Sep 28 Celestial Guidance: A sprint kickoff feels like a Coda board on fire; code reviews stall, but the momentum pushes through legacy Scala monoliths. Expect a sudden merge conflict that triggers an all‑hands about build times.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aries

Convo at the OP is interesting for Guy's perspective. I recall his Mac Evangelist days. And in the 2010s (or thereabouts) I often pointed students to his talks on social media sharing & curation.

The #techbro border has crossed him, to borrow a phrase. But I sense some hope in him still.

tw: algorithmic violence // openai is literally gaslighting the federal government and i am finally entering my non-computational era

my nervous system is literally vibratin…

#TechNews #Innovation #TechBro #Satire #WiredNeuron

https://wiredneuron.com/article/openai-government-toxic-attachment-era

The Energetic Atrophy: Why the Abandonment of Localized Power is the Final Liquidation of the Grid

I examine the catastrophic implications of Crusoe’s retreat from proprietary e…

#TechNews #Innovation #TechBro #Satire #WiredNeuron

https://wiredneuron.com/article/energetic-atrophy-grid-liquidation

What twisted fucking books has this so called genius been reading? Did he read mein kempf and think: yeah, so what if he’s considered evil, this book is competent! Ffs! #gettherapy you #techbro sadist, psychopaths!

The Spatial Stratification: Why Apple’s ‘Omni-Sight’ is the Final Liquidation of the Physical Commons

I examine the catastrophic trajectory of Apple’s move into ubiquitous augm…

#TechNews #Innovation #TechBro #Satire #WiredNeuron

https://wiredneuron.com/article/the-spatial-stratification-collapse

One time I say something about #DHH and his political views on #Reddit and immediately get an award.

Nice!

#TechBroFascism #Techbro

Aka #EpsteinClass #TechBro #Billionaires

The Kinetic Collapse: Why Waymo’s ‘Fleet Optimization’ is the Final Liquidation of Spatial Agency

I examine the teleological nightmare of "fleet efficiency," arguing that…

#TechNews #Innovation #TechBro #Satire #WiredNeuron

https://wiredneuron.com/article/waymo-fleet-optimization-spatial-collapse

After 20 months in office Jon Husted is trying to get a bill passed on data centers. 20 months of Ohioans getting negatively impacted by uncontrolled #EpsteinClass #TechBro billionaires greed. Too little, too late?

Vote for @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social

ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/02/19/t...

Lead grifter in the #GrifterAdministration invites a communist and #EpsteinClass #TechBro billionaires to the people's house for dinner. #TrumpCorruption #TrumpHypocrisy

🔮 Pisces's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: Release cycle drags on as the CI/CD pipeline queues behind a flaky Docker registry, and the QA team battles phantom bugs that only appear on the production load balancer.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces

🔮 Aquarius's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: Internal wiki pages proliferate faster than pull requests, each outlining a different toolchain—from CodePen prototypes to Synthesia video demos. The actual product remains in perpetual beta.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius

🔮 Capricorn's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: Performance metrics boast sub‑second response times, but only after a costly rewrite of the SpringBoot service that introduced a new memory leak. The ops budget is now earmarked for more coffee.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn

🔮 Sagittarius's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: Roadmap sprint looks like a quest to conquer a Kubernetes cluster, but the actual cluster is a single‑node Minikube on a developer laptop. The team celebrates each successful helm install.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius

🔮 Scorpio's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: Security scan flags a missing CSP header, yet the priority list is dominated by polishing UI micro‑animations. The legacy Rook deployment hangs, and the ops team rolls eyes at the endless ticket churn.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio

🔮 Libra's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: Cross‑functional syncs drown in communication gaps; the backlog is a maze of JIRA tickets tagged 'high priority' but lacking any definition of done. Meanwhile, the build cache clears every night.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra

🔮 Virgo's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: Agile ceremony schedule is packed with redundant workshops on 'innovation', while the actual codebase clings to deprecated Astro components. The team spends more time refactoring docs than shipping.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo

🔮 Leo's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: Feature flag toggles become a game of musical chairs as the product board adds another initiative. The dev environment crashes on every commit, yet the KPI dashboard flashes green on paper.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Leo

🔮 Cancer's Sep 25 Celestial Guidance: All‑hands meeting slides showcase unicorn compensation while the deployment script still relies on manual Linode SSH hops. Legacy APIs whisper promises of scalability that never materialize.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Cancer