This is that. This tastes like that. —Bobbi, Blue Bunny Taste Test, Saturday Night Live

This is that. This tastes like that. —Bobbi, Blue Bunny Taste Test, Saturday Night Live
How often are you sleeping when I'm talking to you at night? —Will McAvoy, The Newsroom
How often are you sleeping when I'm talking to you at night? —Will McAvoy, The Newsroom
Hm, well, how'd that Kool—Aid taste going down? —Lip Gallagher, Shameless (US)
Hm, well, how'd that Kool—Aid taste going down? —Lip Gallagher, Shameless (US)
He’s fine. He’s just a little strange. Nothing to be scared of. —Dewey, Malcolm in the Middle
He’s fine. He’s just a little strange. Nothing to be scared of. —Dewey, Malcolm in the Middle
I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk. —Maurice Moss, The IT Crowd
I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I've just finished my milk. —Maurice Moss, The IT Crowd
Tinder is like Facebook, but it's just, like, straight to smashing. —Mike, Man Seeking Woman
Tinder is like Facebook, but it's just, like, straight to smashing. —Mike, Man Seeking Woman
Dorothy, the man had just recovered from hernia surgery and was having trouble carrying his sack. —Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls
Dorothy, the man had just recovered from hernia surgery and was having trouble carrying his sack. —Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls
…do you know--do you know why? Why I don't say everything that bothers me exactly when it's bothering me? Because that's what feels right to me… —Paul Buchman, Mad About You
…do you know--do you know why? Why I don't say everything that bothers me exactly when it's bothering me? Because that's what feels right to me… —Paul Buchman, Mad About You
Hey, hey, let's just leave what's racist up to the white media. —Eli Sachs, Dads
Hey, hey, let's just leave what's racist up to the white media. —Eli Sachs, Dads
Revenge is a poison. Revenge is fit only for fools and madmen. —Patrick Jane, The Mentalist
Revenge is a poison. Revenge is fit only for fools and madmen. —Patrick Jane, The Mentalist
I was touched, insulted, and kinda angry, but, I'd gotten what I wanted. —Narrator Adam Goldberg, The Goldbergs