Cheeto Pedo
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.

Cheeto Pedo
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
That Little Rat Bag
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Lie-a-tollah
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
Mango Zedong
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
Admiral Ipecac
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
The Ayatollah Complaini
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
Blob the Builder
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
BLOATUS
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
Donald Duck-the-draft
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
Benedict Donald
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
Der Cheetoführer
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
Uncle Touch Too Much
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
Teddy Dozevelt
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
Founding Farter
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
Cheetolini
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Der Pumpkinführer
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
Poolius Sleazer
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
King Flaccid the First
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.