Mitch McConnell:
America’s least favorite vegetable.
🥕🥦🥬🍠🫑

Mitch McConnell:
America’s least favorite vegetable.
🥕🥦🥬🍠🫑
Did #MitchMcConnell #vote against #sickleave during 4 separate years?
Rating:
Mostly True
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Our review shows the #Kentucky senator, who was absent from #Congress for three months in 2026, opposed multiple #sickleavemeasures over the years.
INSTANT REGRET! John Thune FALLS APART After Realizing Mitch McConnell’s Return BACKFIRED on Him!
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Senatoring with #MitchMcConnell
Tackling my apathy today. #mitchmcconnell
#MitchMcConnell is a zombie🧟♂️
If Congressional members were held to the same standards as a regular job. This is the same congress that allowed a congressional members to be absent for 92 days, yet repeatedly voted to stop maternity leave. The caucastic hypocrisy is astounding.
THE SUDDEN REAPPEARANCE OF #MITCHMCCONNELL tells me #China is FAR further along in creating realistic robots than I ever imagined.
Henceforth, a stretch of time roughly equal to six #scaramuccis shall be known a #mcconnell.
MATH:
1. From when #MitchMcConnell’s handlers said he went from the hospital to PT/OT rehab until the day before his handlers brought him out “alive” was ~63 days
2. A #scaramucci equals 10-11 days.
It seems that Mitch Mcconnell is missing his brain and should not be in his position. It also seems that he cannot make decisions by himself...
Is this a luminary strategist - a genius general, a chess grandmaster - pondering the various options and their many ramifications?
#mitchmcconnell #moscowmitch #mitch #mcconnell #senate #senator #kentucky
Collect all your favourite legislative malfunctions.
Now available: Stitch McConnel, card 278b.
Reanimating… please wait.
#Satire #PoliticalSatire #MitchMcConnell #Senate
Mitch McConnell
Edited on Friday, Sep 18, 2026 at 4:34 EDT
#Republicans #MitchMcConnell:
#ElderAbuse.
Chair #McConnell is in is *not a #wheelchair.
It's a "transport chair."
Not buckled in & being pushed in a careless, high speed manner, over bumps, up & down curbs.
#McConnell's reappearance in public,
Mitch McConnell
Edited on Friday, Sep 18, 2026 at 2:34 EDT
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