I'm gonna hand it to the filmmakers here: they've managed to assemble a decent boilerplate haunted-house movie around an angelically affable dog. Props to them for that! #GoodBoy

Oh, no! Toddguy is possessed by a dog-hating Kandarian demon! Or he's not feeling great on account of having dyingitis, but dude, if you're gonna kick your dog out of your bed, make a bed for the dog, dammit! #GoodBoy

WHOA HELLO, Ghost Dog, didn't see you there!

OLD GUY: So anyway I found your grandpa's body, but We NeVeR fOuNd ThE bOdY oF HiS dOg!

GHOST DOG: Did you yahoos even CHECK the basement, I'm totally down here
#GoodBoy

... And I'm nearly derailed when the black-and-white movie Todd is watching contains a strikingly recognizable Alexander László fanfare. I might watch too much Mystery Science Theater 3000, y'all #GoodBoy

Toddguy is entirely In Denial about having Canceritis. They're driving it home as he bickers with his sister over the phone. I'm on her side. Sorry, Toddguy. #GoodBoy

OH GOD DARK FIGURE IN THE WOODS THAT WAS A GOOD HORROR SHOT

.. and it turns out to be a Hunter in a ghillie suit, but there is NO WAY this is the same figure as that first shot #GoodBoy

Todd blithely takes his dog on a stroll through the graveyard, "Creepy, huh? It's all my family, you know! Who all died mysteriously young!" #GoodBoy

Being a dumb human, Todd is not aware that there are Dark Figures lurking around the house plotting to bite his head off #GoodBoy

The dog has seen Evil Dead, though, and he exhibits anxiety when Todd goes into the basement to reset the breaker.

... well, okay, he exhibits Alertly Hoping For A Treat, but the sound design informs us that Indy The Character is hearing eerie howls from the basement #GoodBoy

Oh, no! Todd has come down with Coughing-Up-Blooditis! I think it's fatal, but Todd has decided to move to Grandpa's Evil Dead Cabin In The Woods! Surely the Canceritis won't think to look for him THERE! #GoodBoy

PUPPY VIDEOS! Basically Indy's life with his blurry human, Todd, and this movie didn't have the budget for it, but you can totally hear Randy Newman's "You've Got A Friend In Me" playing over this montage of Puppy Home Videos. #GoodBoy

As I understand it, Indy the Dog is not much of an actor, so I'm guessing #GoodBoy is going to be a lot of cinematography and editing to show The Haunted House From The Dog's Point Of View

I am having Anxiety tonight, so let's combat it with something nice and comfy and watch #MonsterChillerHorrorTheater! Nothing could go wrong--OH MY GOD that is a BEAUTIFUL dog #GoodBoy

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Day 4 is a Sunday, and Sundays are chore days, so puppy did the dishes.

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Los buenos chicos envían 10 sin chistar y agradecen por eso
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I'm off to bed. I expect throne sends when I wake up.

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