The Mouse That Disturbs Sleep A sleeping computer wakes whenever the desk is bumped. Mort discovers that the mouse has permission to wake the machine. #MortRoot #SleepMode #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Wandering Formula A working spreadsheet formula breaks when copied down a column. Mort discovers that one cell reference was allowed to move with it. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetFormula #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Meeting Without a Door A calendar invitation has a time and guests but no way to join online. Mort finds that the online meeting option was never enabled. #MortRoot #OnlineMeeting #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The PDF Without Words A PDF looks readable but search cannot find a single word. Mort discovers that every page is only a scanned image. #MortRoot #PDFSearch #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Conflict Copy Collection One shared document suddenly becomes several competing versions. Mort discovers that two offline computers edited the same file before syncing again. #MortRoot #CloudSync #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Reminder After the Meeting #MortRoot #CalendarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Stapler Took Control Every print job arrives fastened together whether anyone wants it or not. Mort finds stapling saved as the printer's default finishing option. #MortRoot #PrinterSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Empty Icons Programs still open, but their familiar icons become blank squares. Mort discovers that the local icon cache needs to be rebuilt. #MortRoot #DesktopProblems #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Overeager Slideshow A presentation jumps past slides before anyone can explain them. Mort discovers that automatic slide timing is competing with manual clicks. #MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Impatient Reading Pane New messages lose their unread status before anyone opens them. Mort finds the reading pane marking each selected message as read automatically. #MortRoot #EmailProblems #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Confused Captions Live captions turn clear speech into nonsense. Mort discovers that the meeting software is listening for a different language. #MortRoot #MeetingCaptions #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Watchful Webcam A webcam pans and zooms whenever someone moves. Mort discovers that automatic framing is doing exactly what it was designed to do. #MortRoot #WebcamSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Scanner's Secret Folder Scans complete successfully but seem to disappear. Mort finds an old destination folder still saved in the scanner settings. #MortRoot #ScannerProblems #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Silent Recording A finished screen recording contains perfect video and complete silence. Mort discovers that system audio capture was never enabled. #MortRoot #ScreenRecording #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Backward Mouse Every normal click opens the wrong menu. Mort discovers that the right mouse button has been selected as the primary button. #MortRoot #MouseSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Vanishing Zeros Product codes lose the zeros at the beginning of every entry. Mort finds that the spreadsheet is treating the codes as ordinary numbers. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Invisible Email Pictures An email arrives with empty spaces where its pictures should be. Mort discovers that automatic downloading of external images is blocked for privacy. #MortRoot #EmailImages #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Mystery of the Missing Sound Mort gets an urgent complaint about a computer that has suddenly gone silent. The cause turns out to be sitting directly beside it. #MortRoot #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #ITProblems #TechHumor #deadinside #fyp

The Accidental Boot Drive A computer refuses to start whenever one particular USB drive is connected. Mort finds the machine trying to boot from ordinary storage. #MortRoot #BootProblems #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Paper That Needed Permission A printer has plenty of paper but refuses to begin. Mort discovers that the job was sent to the empty manual feed slot. #MortRoot #PrinterProblems #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems