Book 7 of the #virgiliochronicles will likely be out tomorrow!
All I’m gonna say is:
He tried to do something right and legally sound for once, but the universe said, “No.”
@arhettersauthor.bsky.social
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialBook 7 of the #virgiliochronicles will likely be out tomorrow!
All I’m gonna say is:
He tried to do something right and legally sound for once, but the universe said, “No.”
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialVIRGILIO QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“Maybe I should’ve bought one of those huge pink elephant statues instead.”
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialThe next #virgiliochronicles book has Jack of Diamonds energy.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialVirgilio has the following weaknesses (as far as anyone knows) so far:
- Money (He has limits on what he’ll do for it though.)
- Women (Esp. the shy and soft-spoken ones.)
- Daughters (He is a “girl dad” in denial.)
- Toddlers (They break through his defenses, unfortunately.)
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialMeet Virgilio.
He spends entire books going:
"I don't care."
while the narrative immediately proves:
"This is a lie."
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialStuck on the streets with nowhere to go? Well, Virgilio managed to acquire one (1) fake marriage, dive in multiple dumpsters, and sold whatever he could find.
Oh yeah, did I mention he finally learned how to be a halfway functional adult?
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialVirgilio tried to start an art club scam in a desert town.
He was assaulted by a toy dinosaur, he caught the wrong kind of attention from a housewife, and he ALMOST had one good friend.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialVirgilio thought it was a good idea to date three women at the same time.
It didn’t occur to him that they could crumple him like a soda can.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialVirgilio once stole hot sauce bottles from every restaurant he visited.
He then proceeded to manufacture a bunch of additive “elixirs.”
The town has never recovered.
#BookSky #IndieAuthorSky #virgiliochronicles #chemistrymishap
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialOne time, Virgilio tried to loot what he thought was a dying alien.
The alien did not die. Instead, he took Virgilio to another planet.
The alien really said “Merit or perish.”
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialOne time Virgilio tried to tag an adult Holstein bull.
#cattlefarmers know why NO ONE should be doing that.
Of course, Virgilio did.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialSo here are my two protags so far.
Guess which one has a warrant in three counties? 🤣
#TheDwellerWalkerTrilogy #VirgilioChronicles #BookSky #IndieAuthorSky #Memes
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialBTW, I forgot to mention that Virgilio has a bot on character.ai.
This version only has the data from SD, AOL, and AEFE (first three #virgiliochronicles books).
A friend help me out with the programming and stuff! ❤️
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialBook covers indicate the tone of a #virgiliochronicles book.
Book 1 - Coastal Blue
Book 2 - Hot, messy red
Book 3 - Villain arc black
Book 4 - Wholesome blue
Book 5 - Villain arc black
Book 6 - Messy red
Book 7 - Wholesome blue - WIP
Book 8 - Red or Black - IDEA
Book 9 - Red or Black - IDEA
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialThe #virgiliochronicles #playingcards
have suit assignments from the following books:
Book 1
Book 2
Book 3
Book 4
Book 5
Book 6 - NEW
Book 7 - WIP
Once I get these seven books out, I might take a break from the series. That or I’ll get Book 8 and 9 out to ensure equality between covers.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialMaybe one day I will, but as of present, I’m writing Book 7 of the #virgiliochronicles . Yourself?
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialCard merch plans:
#virgiliochronicles - #playingcards
#TheDwellerWalkerTrilogy - #tarotcards
PLANNED YA FANTASY SERIES - probably a TCG adjacent to Magic: The Gathering, Pokémon, or Dungeons & Dragons
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialFun Fact:
The numbers present in #virgiliochronicles books are not randomly selected.
All I’m gonna say is… hurricanes. 👀
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialThe #VirgieTracker has updated!
#VirgieEggs , report in! Has #VirgilioVugteveen made it to your state yet?
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialThe Vugteveens are from Des Moines, Iowa.
Book 6 confirms this, and so have I. 😂
Des Moines is now the ONLY city in America that can claim:
• Horace - exhausted cryptid dad energy
• Virgilio - walking disaster with dreams
• Ovidia — chaos incarnate