I never share twitter posts, but my husband just sent me this and I'm pretty sure I actually died. 💀

I never share twitter posts, but my husband just sent me this and I'm pretty sure I actually died. 💀
Trump offered every American citizen 5,000 dollars to keep Congress Republican. It is a bribe paid with their own money. on Substack at culturalperspective.com.
#CulturalPerspective #TrumpDividend #Midterms2026 #Tariffs #NationalDebt
The Knock On - Trump’s $5,000 “dividend” is starting to look less like a check & more like an election-season raffle as fine print grows fast. 😂 🏛️🔥 KnockOnNews.Substack.com - a satire 😂
#TrumpDividend #Trump$5K #DumpTrump #TheResistance #2026Midterms #CartoonOfTheDay
Americans, help me out here.
Is it normal, in the US, for politicians to bride voters with taxpayers' money? Also, will you be taking the $5000 Trump Dividend?
Fun Fact: 49 million voters * 5000 US dollars =
$245 billion US dollars
#Trump could LEGIT send his cult $5K each in #Trumpcoin, (based on what is was worth at launch.)
That would cost him only $4.9 million dollars to send to 49 million registered / brain-dead Repugnicans! 🤡 /s
They're all getting a big bag of #TrumpCoin! 💰
#TrumpDividend
They're all getting a big bag of #TrumpCoin! 💰
#TrumpDividend
Trump's cult will get a big bag of #TrumpCoin! 💰
Jimmy Kimmel does a reality check on Trump's $5,000 bribe, euphemistically called a Trump Dividend, like it was earnings from a company stock.
Yup, and if those gullible keep believing in Trumpism, before long they won't even be able to buy an egg! 🤔🥚
#inflation #TrumpDividend
Hyperinflation ⌨👈😊
#Inflation #GroceryPrices #TrumpDividend #TrumpCheck
Checklist ⌨👈😊
#TrumpDividend #CampaignPromises #liar #USPolitics
The White House formally promoted Trump’s proposed $5,000 “Trump Dividend,” contingent on Republicans retaining both chambers of Congress. No complete funding mechanism has been announced. Apparently the federal budget now includes a mystery-envelope category. #TrumpDividend
Tell the Trumpers in your life that if they give you $1000 today, you'll give them your $5000 check when it comes.
#Trump #$5000 #TrumpDividend
Jimmy Margulies gives Trump the Oprah treatment: “You get a bribe!” — $5K sacks for everyone, provided Republicans win. When your “dividend” depends on the election result, the parody practically draws itself. 💰🗳️ #TrumpDividend #VoteBuying
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick stated that the $5,000 dividends promised by President Trump will not rely on taxpayer funds.
Stay informed → resist47.news
#resist47 #TrumpDividend #HowardLutnick #CommerceSecretary #TariffDividend
Now back to my regularly scheduled A.I. programming. #RNCConvention #TrumpDividend