Kegseth-ing
#kegsething #hegseth #lowT #weirdo #military #drinks #testosterone #frat #wives #cheaterseth #beer #bars #chinup #fail
@splayed.bsky.social
@zap8647.bsky.social Saint Hegseth Goes Biblical—AGAIN!
#politicalsatire #politicalhumor #politicalcartoon #PeteHegseth #High-T #Hegsbreath #Testosterone
@chemicaleyeguy.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gyRE: https://sfba.social/@karlauerbach/117374638065356303
This toot about #PeteHegseth and Arthur C. Clarke is not just #LifeImitatingArt again, but life imitating #art - on #testosterone !
@resistor2025bull.bsky.socialSo #PeteHegseth advocates that the U.S. Military put on "the full armor of God." I'm just curious if that also means that god must undergo #testosterone testing to boost his alpha status?
Kegsbreath should put his spiritual warrior hopes to better work as a preacher/pastor, but he'd still suck.
@chemicaleyeguy.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gyRE: https://kolektiva.social/@maeve_bkk/117368322815234528
In addition to putting on ‘the armor of God’ ⬇️, #PeteHegseth will give #American soldiers a shot of #testosterone which is ‘God’s favorite man juice’! 👉 https://crooksandliars.com/2026/07/pete-hegseth-introduces-testosterone
#Resist […]
@hornybro06.bsky.social“Worship my musky feet and sweaty flip flops then lick your way up my legs till you reach my crotch f&ggot”
YES SIRR I’ll do anything you say😵💫, We gotta take turns worshipping him
#whiteman #manlyfeet #bigtoes #testosterone #alpha #hairylegs #flipflops
@vitabella.comWomen Have Been Lied to About Testosterone. Let’s Clear Things Up.
@strappedjocks.bsky.socialI think I’m too Alpha to take orders from this man. But we should have a session to find out for sure!
@justis4u.bsky.socialIs the World ready for this or just try to stop themselves laughing. The man who could not run a bath, will now help @foxnewscorporation.bsky.social's presenter #PeteHegseth run the #military as he has run out of #testosterone
@klassmi.bsky.social#MAGA Sec. of #WarCrimes Hegseth #Manosphere cult combines #Testosterone with Religion 🤠 #MadHatter #Crusader
You’re Fired 🗣️ #YankeeGoHome!
@johnokillens.bsky.socialFor as macho & #testosterone obsessed as #PushupsPetey acts, it seems obvious he is trying very hard to keep some deep down desires from popping up. That’s why he stopped getting drunk, & has his wife by his side 24/7.
I bet #Thiel, #Bessent & the rest of #RainbowReich are waiting for his slip up.😘
@andersontriggs.bsky.socialTestosterone isn’t just a male hormone. Women produce it too, and low levels may affect energy, strength, body composition, libido, mood, and well being.
Optimization starts with symptoms + labs + an individualized plan. Hormones are not one size fits all.
@tommyedwin.bsky.socialTrying to imagine #PeteHegseth telling my dad that he and his troops need to undergo #testosterone testing. 🤨🤨🤨
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@shewandersferal.mu.social🎼 #Goons in uniforms
#Goosesteps in dress blues
#WarFighters get measured
Lethality first
Screen #testosterone, chart the #hard-on
What’s #readiness measuring now?
If the member wont salute
That’s #Low-T then? 🎶
@blackpearl41.bsky.socialI bet he doesn't have a #Testosterone problem either. 🤣
@hollybeekind.bsky.social