Styopka’s wisdom

Thanks to the internet, we now have an entire generation that has never once gotten punched in the face for what they said
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Styopka’s wisdom

Those who have spent generations bowing will never understand those who refuse to kneel. Some things simply can't be taught. Only lived.
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Styopka’s wisdom

Tip of the day: Never say "I don't have the money." Say "This isn't in my budget right now." Suddenly, you're not broke - you're financially savvy.
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Styopka’s wisdom

Did you know? Cleaning is just moving all your junk to less noticeable places.
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Styopka’s wisdom

Today’s thought: Not much longer to suck in your belly outside. It’s getting cold.
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Styopka’s wisdom

Never underestimate the healing power of a new dress
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Styopka’s wisdom

Sirens can interrupt a birthday dinner, but they can't touch the will to keep celebrating
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Styopka’s wisdom

And on the eighth day, God created a sense of humor. Not everyone showed up.
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Words of wisdom from one smart cat!😻

Styopka’s wisdom

A husband who says, “I’ll do it in 5 minutes,” and a woman who says, “I’m almost ready,” are both living proof that Einstein was right about time being relative
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Styopka’s wisdom

A family is a country:
Dad is president
Mom is minister of finance, health,culture and emergencies
The dog is minister of defense
The kids are people who always demand something
The cat is the government-lives off others' money and food and nobody knows what it does
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Styopka’s wisdom

My human is 57 today. I was going to say something wise about it. But honestly, she still feeds me, so everything is fine.
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Styopka’s wisdom

Every woman probably dreams of a man being able to guess her wishes. But never, ever being able to read her mind.
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Styopka’s wisdom

The art of being wise lies in knowing what to overlook
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Styopka’s wisdom

Being beautiful and fat at the same time is an art. Cats and donuts have mastered it. That's it.
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Styopka’s wisdom

Tip of the day: Never argue on social media with those who type faster than you
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Styopka’s wisdom

A note to men: If a lady texted you at 2:10 PM, you should have replied to her by 2:09 PM
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Styopka’s wisdom

Did you know the Tooth Fairy never actually left? As a kid: you give her a tooth, she gives you money. Now: you give her money, she gives you a tooth.
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