She's trying so hard to shower without getting her hair wet or ruining her makeup so she can die pretty š

She's trying so hard to shower without getting her hair wet or ruining her makeup so she can die pretty š
Maybe the lesson learned here is that smoking kills?
Why does that house connect to a cheap-ass motel room?
Oh no! Underwater, no one can hear you scream!
Ironic that sheās going out to the boat to smoke a butt. Iām pretty sure jellyfish man is just trying to protect her from emphysema and lung cancer.
That girl is dead by the time all of you get your gear on.
Ahh, Egon *is* the monster. Heās the jellyfish whisperer!
At least that explains the monsterās ill-fitting wetsuit.
On the one hand, these special effects are ludicrous. On the other hand, Iām not so sorry to see this entire frat partyās worth of neāer do wells meet a grisly end.
Doc's got thick thighs, damn.
Ugh. No. Girl.
PLOT TWIST! He becomes one with the mamajamma jellyfish!!!!
I relate better to animals too, Egon.
Itās a terrible movie, but I cannot deny that I just danced āThe Jella- Jella- Jellyfishā with my beagle. Heās a better dancer than most of this party.
I don't know what they made those "jellyfish" out of, but I bet you they left all that fucking plastic in the water when they finished filming for the day.
(I'm getting a real used-condom vibe off of them, tbh.)
The doctor's mole keeps changing size, maybe it's actually the monster?
(I mean, no, it's pretty obvious it's Egon, but that's still highly suspicious.)
Oh no. I fear that Egon is actually the jellyfish monster.
Get those fuckers, Egon. Get every single one of them.
The only way I'm going to clean this song out of my head is to listen to "Baby Workout" by Jackie Wilson later.
Anthropologically, this is fascinating.
You know this movie needs? More butts.
OF COURSE THERE IS A DANCE
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ROBBED!!
Neil Sedaka is promoted in the movie marketing, but only appears as a voice cameo. Worse, the song is horrible and it could have taken down the entire ska genre with it. We are all lucky it did not.