Tonight in #Starfinder2e: After being in a party with him for about 2 months, we finally get to see our Solarian's home for the first time #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: After being in a party with him for about 2 months, we finally get to see our Solarian's home for the first time #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: To nobody's surprise (except our mechanic's desperation), the only thing in the junk golem is junk #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
GM: "You have killed the junk golem with a roomba"
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Tonight in #Starfinder2e: apparently when I roll first in the initiative order, another player gets my shitty hero point luck. #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: "I did not expect the golem to begin coughing and dying" #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Hell hath no fury like a cybercoyote given license to order infinite chicken #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
"Tonight's game is sponsored by yoteVPN"
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Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Has an empty section of junkyard collapsed under you into a horrific spike pit of a Khefak nest? You might be entitled to some compensation! #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: "You've got great hearing, since you overheard that phone call while unconscious from an hour away" #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: we learn that our envoy has a daily vlog youtube channel #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Mechanic: "You look much bigger in your token than in your artwork" #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: We put a bandage over the whole through his chest. #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: "It's not echolocation unless it's from the echolocation in batland, otherwise it's just sparkling hearing" #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: It appears a sinkhole opened and uncovered the planet's abandoned space ship mines #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: The children yearn for the claymores #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Fucking Internet of Things making our spaceship's WiFi vulnerable to hacking #TTRPG
Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Envoy: "Could I sweet talk you into fetching my grappling hook for me?"
Witchwarper: "Fine, I'll get my hoverboard and make a DC 14 sick flip"
#TTRPG