They aren't the only ones: I have an Android and I can't count the number of times I've ended up "asking Gemini" by accident.... #SMDH

#SMDH

www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/u...

Me: I need change for a $20. So you have change?
Him: I have red socks. Did you know I have red socks?
Me:... (walks away quickly... #smdh)

For more lives wasted by an incompentent adlibistration and criminal enterprise!
#SMDH

Yeah, like cishet women who simple do not ever want children. After the surgery, they told me they had removed an ovarian cyst. Well, I could still get another. Or ovarian or cervical cancer.
Can't imagine what trans people go through. #SMDH

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“Against Ed Sheeran” when it’s literally a post against Robert Kraft #smdh

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So what’s another 2.8 billion on top of the running deficit of 4 trillion? #SMDH

"I'm a big blood person."
That would get anyone else a 72 hr hold. #SMDH

"NONE ARE SO EMPTY AS THOSE WHO ARE FULL OF THEMSELVES." -Benjamin Whichcote
Renaming everything, putting his name on everything. #SMDH #wtfmoments #FDT

Trump's arch may break ground without final approval. Veterans are trying to stop it.
www.npr.org/2026/09/04/n...

"Bedt" #smdh

Interestingly, aside from Chocolate Cake, I couldn't find any alternative versions of the other tracks.

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#SMDH 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

No, that doesn't look N421 at all 🙄 #smdh

everybody loves uncovering cryptic ruins but nobody is dedicating their lives to building them. think about that the next time you bemoan a lack of wonderment. #smdh #profaneobsession #craftedinfitsofmadness