Sure, I might flip over a table in an argument, but I'd never tip over a bookcase.
I have too much shelf respect.

#pun

Why did the uncle keep telling everyone he was a pillow?

He was just really into soft-ware!

#dadjoke #pun #jokesky

A Clean #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

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No puns for Experiments + Box of Chocolates last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: DENTURES
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 3:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Dentures #wellness #dadjokes #pun

Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party?

He was a party pooper.

#dadjoke #pun #humorsky

No puns for Comfort Food + Kindergarten last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: FAIR FOOD
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 10:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #puns #FairFood #FoodSky #dadjokes #pun

Why are doctors always calm?

Because they have a lot of patients!

#dadjoke #humour #pun

No puns for Ventriloquists last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: SHEEPDOGS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 10:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Sheepdogs #nature #dadjokes #pun

New PUN Upload! Snail Snail Snail!

https://youtube.com/shorts/_fXISJELDqM?feature=share

#vtuber #pun #joke #comedy

No puns for Tourists last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: FRICTION
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 5:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Friction #STEM #wordplay #pun

"See, youse been messin' wit the Mucosa business, yeh," he said. "So now he called me, flew me all the way from the farmacia, pronto, says there's some, ah...cleanup ta do."

The Mucosas had made good on their threat.

It was an Amoxsicilian.

#pun #microfiction #dadjoke

Recording Puns is both easy but also mentally taxing. Imagine having to tell the same joke a dozen times in front of the mic while having to puppet the Vtuber Model... the joke loses all its humour for me D:

#vtuber #pun #joke #comedy

Yes, I did use it correctly.

#Zombae #vtuber #vrchat #meme #pun

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

#dadjoke #jokes #pun

NEW UPLOAD! Cow Pun!

https://youtube.com/shorts/OMERI6mTrsY?feature=share

#vtuber #pun #joke #comedy

Why did the database go on a diet?

It had too many tables.

#dadjoke #pun #jokesky

A Hot #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

#DrawTober Day 05

Putting the "Gay" in Ghaik

#MandaDraws #fanart #DungeonsAndDragons #MindFlayer #rainbow #Pride #pun