Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Kung Flu infects martial artists

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

When I dropped my bowl of Alpha-bits cereal, I cried over spelt milk

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Prison entrepreneurs are sell mates

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

After she got him a Lawn Boy, he loved her mower

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Picky friends are trite and true

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Kevin's One Liner of the Dau

Misspellers have Guardian Angles

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

The plastic surgeon’s social network - Tuck Talk

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Copyrights are statutes of imitations

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Tie dye sales are hippie hunting grounds

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Asthma: the wheezin’ for the season

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Kevin's One Liner of the Day

Pediatricians have very little patients

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