#MyHolidayOnTheMoon
Brought out my Darth side

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was disappointing. The nightlife was not up to expectations.

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was cut short when Holly discovered there's no atmosphere so I left quick before my fucking bunny asphyxiated—👩‍🔬:don't think I didn't mention that to Holly when booking our trip and that WiFi on the 🌕suffers a 1.3 second lag, per IP packet!—👩:you and your freaking science!—👩‍🔬:🖕

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon will involve a lot of walking...

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was a wash out. No atmosphere!

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon
was virtual…in 1969

(still working on astral projection)

I hope #MyHolidayOnTheMoon won't crater...

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon Cratered

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon oh no I think I’ve misunderstood

By the time I take #MyHolidayOnTheMoon Trump will have renamed it the Satellite of America.

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon had a nice view.

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon is my holiday planets

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon

At least kept me away.from Swastikar head muskkk on Mars

Giant steps are what I take during #MyHolidayOnTheMoon

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon will require some rocket and roll music

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon is serious. No one understands the gravity of the situation

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was a blast

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon lacked atmosphere

#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was easy to enter

Just one small step