Running out of excuses to stay at work, our hero quietly -- and painfully -- heads home, while still having to stop to pick up meds and food, so he can stay alive to repeat this tomorrow. #rotting #MondaysSuck

Seems I'm already over the daily caffeine limit my body can tolerate before triggering a migraine... and I still have about 3 hours of work left. :( #MondaysSuck

Please be aware that my mood today is so bad that I might click "Report Spam/Phishing" on any work email that doesn't justify why I'm reading it in the opening sentence. #PSA #MondaysSuck

At the office. My body and brain are debating what to do now. #MondaysSuck

Having breakfast before going to work. Just wanted pancakes, but waitress reminded me i might need protein (and an iced latte) to face what is already one of those Mondays. #MondaysSuck #KillianCafe

Frak. I knew taking extra sleep meds would have consequences. Didn't hear any of the alarms, only woke up because bladder demanded attention. I'll have to ask for the morning off. #MondaysSuck

Frak. Almost fell for a phishing attempt. It bypassed my usual BS senses because it was in Spanish (and well made). Dammit, I don't have time for this. #MondaysSuck

Arrived home to a blue bedroom. Lightbulb forgot what "white" means. Set it white, bright white, cool white, all shades of light blue. Set to warm white, becomes yellowish. So I just had to do a software update to fix it.... yeah, it's still Monday. #MondaysSuck

Should've had a coffee after lunch. Why? Because Monday. #Sleepy #MondaysSuck

Yes, I'm back at the office, but I'm not proud of this. #MondaysSuck

Another clue that it's Monday morning: I start my work playlist with top pop hits (on random shuffle) and the first one is Paramore: "This is why, I don't leave the house..." #MondaysSuck

Current situation. #Coffee #MondaysSuck

As soon as I walk into the office, I run into one of those happy morning people. As they try to greet me enthusiastically, I can only grunt and point at the venti iced coffee up in my hand, barely half empty. Hope they got the message. #MondaysSuck

Coffee finally kicking in, but I'm already late to leave for work. #MondaysSuck

#Coffee #MondaysSuck

Kinda remember hearing the wake-up alarm, looking at the clock, and thinking "for once I'll be on time"... must have fallen back asleep right after that, more than an hour. #MondaysSuck

Another Monday, another work week begins...

#MondayVibes #MondaysSuck #IH8Mondays #MondayMonday #MondayVibes #Coffee #Caffeine

At home. Cleaning lady was here earlier, so the place looks shiny and smells nice... she does a great job, but only problem: She moves "things" around. Just spent 10 mins looking for my phone's charging cable. #MondaysSuck

Wonder if I can get a mini scaffolding rack, like the one they put around old buildings that are about to collapse, to put around my body in case I call asleep at my desk. #MondaysSuck #Sleepy

Would be simpler to just k*ll me. #MondaysSuck #meme