Girl with the Uther Pentdragon Tattoo

Girl with the Uther Pentdragon Tattoo
You and what army?
Grab them by the portcullis! When you have an army, they let you do it!
Paladin. Have mace. Will travel.
A Rising Tithe Lifts All Moats
Iron hand in a velvet glove
No Justice!! No Peace! That pretty much sums up the whole age, doesn't it?
Literal Social Justice Warrior
Why can't they make a Minstral Show that's true to the original Homer?
She weighs as much as a duck, therefore she's made of wood. And therefore? A witch!
There's a 10% chance Artificial Indulgences (A.I.) will kill us all in the next decade
If you're on the platform, you're about to get hung
Strange woman, lying in ponds, distributing swords.
The terms of usage on this platform are a little Byzantine
Make The Holy Roman Empire Great Again! (MTHREGA)
Joan of Arc
@saintjoanifyourenasty
Currently playing:
Nelly - Hot in Herre
Blue Öyster Cult - Burnin' For You
Bruce Springsteen - I'm On Fire
Fighting wars in the age of longbows with the technology of pike battles
Welcome to the Modern Age
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