Man Who Spent £4,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Living Room After Firmware Update

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Man Who Spent £8,000 on Smart Home Devices Still Has to Get Up to Turn Kitchen Light On

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IT department congratulates itself on successful phishing test that fooled absolutely nobody

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British hedgehogs announce aggressive merger with rival slug population

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UK Scientists Accidentally Cure Hangovers While Trying to Make Cheaper Rocket Fuel

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Britain's rewilded beavers now unionised, demanding better streams and dental

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Nation's Developers Admit They've Been Googling 'How to Centre a Div' for 20 Years

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Britain's pubs to start charging £2 'atmosphere supplement' for groups who sit in silence staring at phones

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IT department confirms they'll get round to updating that critical security patch sometime before Christmas, probably

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British hedgehog announces flexible working arrangement with motorway

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Scientists Confirm Universe Expanding Just Fast Enough to Keep Your Ex at a Safe Distance

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UK's last remaining hedgerow to be replaced with biodiversity offsetting credit stored on server in Slough

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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Now Requires Permission from Bedroom to Use Toilet at Night

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Man Who Spent £1,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Negotiates with Kitchen to Make Toast

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UK's last remaining Wetherspoons carpet to be granted Grade II listed status

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