Why is this so funny!? I wanna read it 🤣 #LGrant #books #reading

LG doesn't need a yearly planner that she will NEVER USE. #LGrant
Should I get another Jewish cookbook, the Persian cookbook my friend suggested or see if I can get a Venazulan cookbook? I could absolutely get another baking recipe book too... #LGrant
Tip for your birthday, sign up for all the free shit you can. Got 3 free drinks, free food and about to get a free gift from Ulta before I go over and use a bunch of saved up credits at Barnes and Noble. #LGrant
My birthday is tomorrow. Husband had to go out of town, my in laws are notorious for forgetting my birthday. My gran will definitely call me and so will my auntie. I think I'm going to deep clean since I took the day off and just treat it like another day. #LGrant
I turn 35 Monday. A moment of silence as I age. #LGrant
Sometimes I see a trailer for a movie and it's this tense action seen and there is either a child or an animal and I'm like - "does the child/animal die? Cause if so you've lost me." I was HEAVILY triggered by a specific scene in The Crimes of Grindelwald where they kill a toddler. #LGrant