Que dit-on d'un alligator qui cause toujours des problèmes ? Un instigateur ! 🐊🤣
@tellersnetwork.bsky.socialSteve did his Job right at Apple. Then he let Tim Cook.... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
@tellersnetwork.bsky.socialSteve did his Job right at Apple. Then he let Tim Cook.... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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@barrypopik.bsky.social“Babybel cheese, the unblinking red eye of a demon god, a cheese so powerful they cage it twice: in wax and then catch it in a net. ‘Murder me,’ it screams, ‘peel off my skin and eat me.’ Baby hell cheese" (@philmann, 2018). #quotes #jokes #cheese @Babybel
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@jokerryan.bsky.social💻🤓 Unpopular opinion but this is so true... Git commit messages over time: 1. 'Initial commit' 2. 'Added some features' 3. 'Fixing bugs' 4. 'Minor changes' 5. 'Pls work' 6. 'I hate my life' 🔁 Repost if you relate! | 👤 Follow @jokerryan.bsky.social #programming #relatable #humor #jokes #funny
@tellersnetwork.bsky.socialJudge: "Why do you want a divorce?" Husband: "Your Honor, my wife makes me peel garlic, chop onions, and wash dishes every single day." Judge: "What's the problem? Warm the garlic first - it peels easily. Put the onion... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
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@punbattle.bsky.social@tellersnetwork.bsky.socialThe clitoris has 8000 nerve endings. It's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media 😂 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
@barrypopik.bsky.social"It's been snowing barely an hour and I've already eaten all the toilet paper" (@JohnKelly, 2018). “Day 1 of quarantine and I already ate all of the toilet paper and dog food I bought” (@poodoggins, 2020). #jokes #toiletpaper #snow #COVID19 2/2
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@barrypopik.bsky.social“The winter storm hasn’t even hit yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought” (@MoMohler, Jan. 23). "The hurricane hasn’t even hit Florida yet and I’ve already eaten all the toilet paper I bought" (@MoMohler, Oct. 9). #jokes #toiletpaper 1/2
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@jokerryan.bsky.social💻🤓 Too real to not share 💯 Programmer's Diet: BreakFast: Coffee + Bugs Lunch: Cold Coffee + More Bugs Dinner: Code Refactoring Snacks: Tears and regret. 🔁 Repost if you relate! | 👤 Follow @jokerryan.bsky.social #programming #relatable #humor #jokes #funny
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@stevenericscribner.bsky.socialReposted #vegetable #jokes.
