The Vanishing Scroll Bars Window scroll bars disappear until the pointer moves near them. Mort disables automatic hiding. #MortRoot #DesktopHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Mirror Print Job Printed pages come out reversed like a reflection. Mort turns off the printer's mirror image setting. #MortRoot #PrinterHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Corner Mark Mystery Small corner marks appear around every document page. Mort disables the crop mark display. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Silent Entrance The microphone is muted at the start of every call. Mort changes the meeting app's join setting. #MortRoot #MeetingHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Accidental Magnifier Scrolling changes the page size instead of moving it. Mort finds a stuck Control key. #MortRoot #MouseHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Former Employee Still Writes New documents list a former employee as the author. Mort updates the saved office identity. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Calendar Keeps Score Unfamiliar numbers appear beside every calendar week. Mort turns off the optional week number display. #MortRoot #CalendarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Fine Print Reply New email replies begin with tiny text. Mort corrects the saved reply font setting. #MortRoot #EmailHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Keyboard Became a Mouse Number pad keys move the screen pointer instead of typing digits. Mort disables an accessibility setting. #MortRoot #KeyboardHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Sideways Spreadsheet A pasted table swaps its rows and columns. Mort finds the transpose option and restores the original layout. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Monitor Has No Hands A monitor displays video normally, but its USB ports are dead. Mort connects the missing upstream cable. #MortRoot #MonitorHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Missing Group Controls Grouped spreadsheet rows remain, but their outline controls disappear. Mort restores the hidden symbols. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Toner Retirement Fund Printed pages come out unusually pale. Mort finds the driver using draft quality and restores normal output. #MortRoot #PrinterHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Traveling Clipboard Copied text appears on another signed in computer. Mort disables clipboard syncing between devices. #MortRoot #ClipboardSync #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Vertical Tab Stack Browser tabs suddenly appear along the side of the window. Mort restores the horizontal tab layout. #MortRoot #BrowserHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The International Ruler A document ruler displays centimeters instead of inches. Mort changes the measurement unit. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Headset Chooses Its Meeting A Bluetooth headset keeps leaving the laptop for a nearby phone. Mort disables automatic multipoint switching. #MortRoot #BluetoothHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Animation Fire Drill Every effect on a presentation slide runs at once. Mort restores the intended click sequence. #MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Missing Corner Tool The small spreadsheet handle used to copy cells disappears. Mort restores the fill handle option. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Unrequested Floor Plan A layout grid appears whenever a window reaches the top of the screen. Mort disables the automatic prompt. #MortRoot #SnapLayouts #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems