Virgilio tried to start an art club scam in a desert town.
He was assaulted by a toy dinosaur, he caught the wrong kind of attention from a housewife, and he ALMOST had one good friend.
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@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialVirgilio tried to start an art club scam in a desert town.
He was assaulted by a toy dinosaur, he caught the wrong kind of attention from a housewife, and he ALMOST had one good friend.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialVirgilio thought it was a good idea to date three women at the same time.
It didn’t occur to him that they could crumple him like a soda can.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialVirgilio once stole hot sauce bottles from every restaurant he visited.
He then proceeded to manufacture a bunch of additive “elixirs.”
The town has never recovered.
#BookSky #IndieAuthorSky #virgiliochronicles #chemistrymishap
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialOne time, Virgilio tried to loot what he thought was a dying alien.
The alien did not die. Instead, he took Virgilio to another planet.
The alien really said “Merit or perish.”
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialOne time Virgilio tried to tag an adult Holstein bull.
#cattlefarmers know why NO ONE should be doing that.
Of course, Virgilio did.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialSo here are my two protags so far.
Guess which one has a warrant in three counties? 🤣
#TheDwellerWalkerTrilogy #VirgilioChronicles #BookSky #IndieAuthorSky #Memes
@srmorton.bsky.socialMy husband @lordrilayen.bsky.social and I have been writing #Steam-Dancer, your next #steampunk epic #fantasy obsession.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialOkay I asked a second local library to order the same book.
Hopefully that indie author gets a SECOND payday! 🎉
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialI guess my alignment was “chaotic good” today.
I tried to get a local library system to order an indie author’s book. Hopefully an indie author SOMEWHERE will be getting a paycheck. I hope it works. 🤞
…and maybe there will be one confused author in a few weeks. 😂
@arhettersauthor.bsky.social@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialFun Fact:
The numbers present in #virgiliochronicles books are not randomly selected.
All I’m gonna say is… hurricanes. 👀
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialJust updated the character page on my website: arhettersbooks.wordpress.com/the-rhetters...
Updating my official website slowly but surely!
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialYou’ll know you have a genuine “original edition” A. Rhetters book if there’s an X account that no longer exists on the very last page. 😆
Keep it. Never know if it’ll be worth something someday. 👍
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialIf you seek the darkness, head to the purple pachyderm.
If you seek the light, stay with the blue butterfly.
I have two different socials, with two different tones. 😆
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialHey #IndieAuthorSky ! Would it come across as “tryhard energy” if I:
- Left a book review
- Attached fanart of a character in the book I reviewed
- Asked a local library system or two to order said book (if they can)
Like, I really want to know. Me, personally, I’d be thrilled.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialHe stole eggs, beans, cheese curds, and a piglet bottle. This is not a farmhand. This is a raccoon in human form.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialFun Fact: Every back cover of my books has a little doodle on the back. And yes, the art is human-generated. 😆
Which one is your favorite?
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialHe’s not a farmhand. He’s a farm hazard.
(Book 6 just dropped on Amazon!)
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialBig spade energy coming from this next #virgiliochronicles book.
@arhettersauthor.bsky.socialThe Virgilio Chronicles are full of tiny, ridiculous hints about who Virgilio really is as a person.
Here are some of my favorites — the crumbs that reveal the disaster behind the man.
#VirgilioChronicles #BookSky #IndieAuthorSky
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