Tell him his pizza is on the way...

Tell him his pizza is on the way...
Hulk Smash Krabby Cheese Pizza
#howtocalmHulkdown Threten to make a can of him
Fiber
#howtocalmHulkdown Give him latte
Paint him some pretty trees with pretty little branches...
Would you mind most awfully just calming down? Thank you so much…..
Sing him the Muppets Green song…no wait, last time I did that he took out Cleveland
#HowToCalmHulkDown
Say
If you don’t calm down I’ll read to you Jeremy Clarkson and Piers Morgan books….
Get Him Stoned
Offer the playing of hashtag games
Let him watch the repair shop, gardeners world and Springwatch
#HowToCalmHulkDown road trip
#HowToCalmHulkDown dance lessons
Play a Des O’Connor record
Hi!
The big, green chap is often irate and an aggressive smash hit;
how would you pacify angry fella and cut him down to size at #HowToCalmHulkDown
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