She'll drink to anything. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

What the Fluck? #Svengoolie
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What the Fluck? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

You know who would have been good in this movie?
Bette Davis....

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Ooooooh sick burn

At this point you'd almost suspect cenobytes to be behind the whole thing. #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie

When I said "cut your staff in half" this isn't quite what I meant! #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Boy, would I hate to saw off legs like THOSE! #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Well, more like Jack the Nipper! #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

But circus friends are the best kind of friends....except when they leave town and don't tell you where they're going... #Svengoolie
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Oh, she's doomed.. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

So, we're watching Mommie Dearest? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

We now return to another episode of The Young and the Creepy #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Man, that hug was uncomfortably long. #ads #Svengoolie
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Learn how to fight the law, in such a way that the law doesn't win.
#Bezerk #Svengoolie
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Scuse me, I have some evidence to destroy. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I'm just Jack Cassidy's stand-in #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie