Survivorship bias is having a lovely time on social media.

Survivorship bias is having a lovely time on social media.
Please stop bringing your imaginary colleagues to bed.
“One child, one teacher, one book, and one pen can change the world.”
Malala Yousafzai
Every disaster gets the same review from the apocalypse enthusiasts. Five stars. Coming soon.
My husband and two kids will be devastated to learn they were invented by the feminist agenda.
My brain has been running an unsupervised night shift for years. Let Wil take over.
Sometimes the answer is making the phone call you have been avoiding. Deeply unpleasant theology.
“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.”
James Baldwin
Congratulations on being the last person anyone trusted with personal information.
Putting numbers beside your beliefs is a bold little attempt at peer review.
“Canada will not escalate, but we will not back down.”
Chrystia Freeland
Evaporation has been doing excellent work without my supervision.
The woman did the work. Naturally, someone has arrived to nominate her invisible supervisor.
“It’s the little things citizens do. That’s what will make the difference. My little thing is planting trees.”
Wangari Maathai
The superior sex has requested assistance with the delicates setting.
The sales pitch would go a lot faster if we could establish that the problem exists.
“No woman can have the rights and freedoms she deserves under any religion’s laws.”
Taslima Nasrin
Man enjoys concert he paid to attend. Local bore demands investigation.
Imagine creating the entire universe and spending your retirement upset about a tank top.