Klatu barada nikto.
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If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...
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My day today. Send me some moolah I had to take my cat to the vet this week and we have to go again in 2 weeks for an ex ray his little foot is hurt :( #tips #whore #willworkforcash #daily #diary #blog #hair #alt #fortune #mushrooms #outside #touchgrass fansly.com/lifeloverstar

"I've seen it. It's rubbish."
-- Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterman
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You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
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Inktober 2026 - Day 9 - Mystical

Returning to my fortune snail creature here. :>

#inktober
#creature
#monster
#snail
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#mystic
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#crystalball
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And Allah Almighty said: “ When there comes to them a matter of #security or fear, they spread it around.
#Art #Artists #newsnational #Search #CallForArtists #GalleryWall #rumours
#edusky #writing #ai #aiart #blog #wealth #money #fortune #luxury #freedom #psychology #success #lifestyle #motivation

The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
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Title: fort.0ne #Glitchtober2026 Day 10 #fortune

My idea of roughing it turning the air conditioner too low.
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🧩 Fortune
#pixelart #gifart #glitchart #fortune #tiegenhof #glitchtober #glitchtober2026

By: tiegenhof

https://objkt.com/tokens/KT1Hsn74UpKSXh8ZDFqdnPzJGW9gQEeJr5oh/1

10/10/2010

EV 2.0 defeated Fortune in a Lethal Lockdown Match at Bound For Glory from the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach, Florida.

#TNA #ImpactWrestling #BoundForGlory #EV20 #Raven #Rhino #Sabu #StevieRichards #TommyDreamer #Fortune #AJStyles #JamesStorm #FrankieKazarian #MattMorgan

Ten persons who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
-- Napoleon I
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What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.
-- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875
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TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Today's big standoff fizzles when both sides realize they ordered the exact same thing.

The Sun is in Libra
The Moon is in Libra
Moon phase is New Moon
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

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