@timothyshamey.bsky.socialSending out a big Boo-Fucking-Hoo to #FloridaMan. Maybe try paying our gas prices in the #GoldenState? You did your part in 3 ELECTIONS to hoist #FelonTraitorRapistPedophileTrump into office. There are probably Floridians who would do it again today (apologies to those in FL that knew better).
@breakingnews06.bsky.socialTexas man arrested after 'intentionally' crashing into a closed Kroger to use bathroom: cops #TexasNews #CriminalMischief #StrangeNews #Kroger #FloridaMan
@breakingnews06.bsky.socialFlorida man, 76, with suspended license allegedly admits to driving under the influence of rum, cocaine #FloridaMan #DUI #PolkCounty #Rum #Cocaine
@mercurialmiss.bsky.socialNot #FloridaMan but Florida Woman didn't put up with Florida Man nonsense.
@eyeontheswamp.bsky.social
@ccnewsnetwork.bsky.socialFlorida Surgeon Represents Himself in Death Penalty Murder Trial — Judge Finds Him Guilty in 15 Minutes
crimeandcask.com/flo... #floridaman #crimeandcask
@polyesterunis.comProbably my favorite #FloridaMan headline yet...
@br00t4c.bsky.socialBible verse trips up Tommy Tuberville — as he compares himself to America's poorest
#thieves #racists #scumbags #FloridaMan #traitors #liars #Tuberville #imbeciles
@pyronsanity.bsky.socialWow, when even Byron Donalds is backing off the Trump train…
I thought #FloridaMan was suppose to stick together to take down the non-MAGAs woke agenda.
Don’t expect him to pull a 180°
He leeches onto whoever and whatever will make him look good to w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ ̵r̶a̶c̶i̶s̶t̶ FL state GOP voters.
@nuadhu1.bsky.social#FloridaMan and probably a Trumper...
l.smartnews.com/p-8wmN1e1i/R...
@soulshine01801.bsky.socialDoug Jones, who prosecuted the KKK when he was USA in Alabama, was available after he lost to #FloridaMan Tommy Tubbervile in 2020.
@cksmithwrites.bsky.socialThis is such a #FloridaMan story. So 2 guys thought it would be fun to sue #Hersheys for first not making their #Halloween candy "scary" and then not have a face on their Reece's pumpkins.
Adding this to my #WTF story category.
@rogerjacucci.bsky.social
@themedici.bsky.social#FloridaMan stories just write themselves. #VoteBlue
@bulldozerstudios.bsky.socialOnly in a world as wild as this one would we see Florida Man downing a six-pack, stabbing an alligator with 200 pounds of angry lasagna, and then turning himself in to the police.
@southfloridamedia.bsky.social🚨 Breaking News 🚨
📺 Florida Man Slept With His Mom Only About 100 Times, Sheriff Says.
South Florida Media – Florida’s Free News Leader
Article Link: sfl.media/florida-man-...
#FloridaMan #FloridaNews #CrimeNews #BreakingNews #SouthFloridaMedia
@djghostmba.bsky.socialHow did #RogerMarshall
get to Kansas you may ask…. Well he took a plane registered to Aerial Banners in Pembroke Pine, Florida
#FloridaMan #YOUDONTLIVEHERE
