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Abandoning the urge for a Shyamalan-style twist and leaning into dramatic irony, Last Survivors pivots from a trick-ending mystery toward a psychological study of indoctrination and emancipation.
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If you crack up every time you see a dog doing something disgusting, Strays is right up your alley. Also, you may be a fucking moron.
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The Burial (2023) is a crock of razzle-dazzle bullshit — a retroactively BlackLivesMatter-pandering, quote-unquote true story wherein an old white man plays the race card on another old white man.
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The Taking of Beverly Hills takes the “heist within a heist” formula and derails it with an economic model that defies every rule of finance, law, and basic accounting.
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“Saint Barnabas commands you!” Saint Barnabas? What happened to “the power of Christ compels you”? Barnabas is your go-to saint for bad weather, not demonic possession.
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When a script stacks three unrelated killer archetypes — Child Prodigy Assassin, Late-Blooming Revenge Stalker, and Serial Body-Parts Artist — into a dude working a valet shift, the narrative unravels.
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Slumberland is on the right side of serviceable — familiar without being contemptible, heartfelt without being saccharine.
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The Dog Bite Murders (2025) claims “some of the dialogue” reflects “actual words spoken.” That is technically correct. Every word in the script has been spoken. By someone. At some point.
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A vegetarian, ice-breathing dragon is counterintuitive to say the least, yet that’s what DragonHeart: Vengeance (2020) gives us: an oversized, computer-generated fire extinguisher.
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Borderlands (2024) is exactly what you’d expect from a Dwayne Johnson-Kevin Hart sci-fi/fantasy adventure in which Cate Blanchett slums it in the Dwayne Johnson role.
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Insofar as they remain a punk band, Green Day are the U2 of punk bands, and here they out-Rattle and Hum U2.
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Creative freedom includes the freedom to question an adaptation. Wuthering Heights puts race, class and belonging at the centre of that debate.

How much can a film change before it’s borrowing the title rather than telling the story?

What happens when a film you’ve loved for years suddenly becomes impossible to tolerate?

A passage on My Dinner with André from Failure Is the Only Subject.

What film have you completely changed your mind about?