"The Things I've Seen - Memoirs of a haunted man" — A man who has visions of a family he does not have. Gripping, tense, scary.

"The Things I've Seen - Memoirs of a haunted man" — A man who has visions of a family he does not have. Gripping, tense, scary.
"What the fuck, Mary?" — Mary insists the boat was like that when she found it. Sure, Mary.
"Big Fucking Deal" — Go home, corporate wizard, you have no power here
"Look — I'm Awfully Sorry, Chap" — Asshole, landing your rocket on Milka space cows like that
"Never Get Off The Rocket" — Kurtz got off the rocket... He split from the whole fuckin' program.
"Planet Poncho" — Poncho’s. Never one around when it’s raining
"Why You Must Obey Me" — Chapter one: that cushion is his now. So is the couch. And the bed.
"Shit Just Got Real" — Another cracking horror story by Minnie Mee
"Now Hold Your Horses - I'm Only Taking The Zebra" — Horse, zebra, whatever. It's the principle of the thing.
"Finding the Funky Shampoo" — Rinse, repeat, transcend.
"I'm Not Giving You A Cigarette" — She lost her top and still didn't get a single drag. Cold war indeed.
"My Vintage Covers Book of Dropping Acid" — Look, I can taste sound!
"Big Furry Aliens" — Nobody warned me the Care Bears had an intergalactic militant wing
"3.6 Roentgen - Not great, not terrible" — I think Anatoly Dyatlov co-wrote this one
"Is That A Spoon" — Don't do drugs, kids. Read books on them instead
"Are you coming w… well this is awkward" — I guess he took a very long shit before coming back to his buddy