@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Screen Has Opinions A touchscreen starts clicking things without help. Mort finds a damp screen and restores order with a simple cleanup. #MortRoot #LaptopHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Vanishing Scroll Bars Window scroll bars disappear until the pointer moves near them. Mort disables automatic hiding. #MortRoot #DesktopHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Mirror Print Job Printed pages come out reversed like a reflection. Mort turns off the printer's mirror image setting. #MortRoot #PrinterHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Corner Mark Mystery Small corner marks appear around every document page. Mort disables the crop mark display. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Silent Entrance The microphone is muted at the start of every call. Mort changes the meeting app's join setting. #MortRoot #MeetingHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Accidental Magnifier Scrolling changes the page size instead of moving it. Mort finds a stuck Control key. #MortRoot #MouseHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@contigo-art-studio.bsky.socialDEAD INSIDE. 👀🐱
Two huge eyes.
Zero enthusiasm. 😶
The emotional battery is gone.
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@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Former Employee Still Writes New documents list a former employee as the author. Mort updates the saved office identity. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Calendar Keeps Score Unfamiliar numbers appear beside every calendar week. Mort turns off the optional week number display. #MortRoot #CalendarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Fine Print Reply New email replies begin with tiny text. Mort corrects the saved reply font setting. #MortRoot #EmailHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Keyboard Became a Mouse Number pad keys move the screen pointer instead of typing digits. Mort disables an accessibility setting. #MortRoot #KeyboardHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Sideways Spreadsheet A pasted table swaps its rows and columns. Mort finds the transpose option and restores the original layout. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@unique-penna.bsky.socialI am just dead tired from running conduit and electric wire today.
@zeegee04.bsky.socialThe biggest mistake we're making is thinking that these motherf*ckers even feel a sense of embarrassment over something like this!
I know they look like normal people, but they are not!
#deadinside
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Monitor Has No Hands A monitor displays video normally, but its USB ports are dead. Mort connects the missing upstream cable. #MortRoot #MonitorHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Missing Group Controls Grouped spreadsheet rows remain, but their outline controls disappear. Mort restores the hidden symbols. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Toner Retirement Fund Printed pages come out unusually pale. Mort finds the driver using draft quality and restores normal output. #MortRoot #PrinterHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Traveling Clipboard Copied text appears on another signed in computer. Mort disables clipboard syncing between devices. #MortRoot #ClipboardSync #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Vertical Tab Stack Browser tabs suddenly appear along the side of the window. Mort restores the horizontal tab layout. #MortRoot #BrowserHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe International Ruler A document ruler displays centimeters instead of inches. Mort changes the measurement unit. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems