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@punbattle.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 10:00 PM

No puns for Volcanoes last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: CONDIMENTS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 4:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Condiments #food #dadjokes #playtogether

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:58 PM

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:48 PM

What do you call a mouse that loves music? A sound squeak-tor. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:38 PM

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:27 PM

What do you call an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A Milky Way. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:17 PM

Why did the tomato win the race? It was ahead by a slice. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:05 PM

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@punbattle.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:00 PM

No puns for Judges last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: VOLCANOES
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 3:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #Volcanoes #STEM #dadjokes #jokes

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:49 PM

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:37 PM

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:27 PM

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:16 PM

What do you call a fish who knows karate? A chop-fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:05 PM

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@willyyam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 11, 2026, 8:01 PM

Why should't apiarists sell promotional stuff?

It'll bees merch their reputation!

#dadJokes

@groandeck.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:00 PM

What's a pirate's favorite vacation spot?

Arrr-uba!

https://groandeck.com/j/whats-a-pirates-favorite-vacation-spot

#dadjokes #humor

@punbattle.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:00 PM

No puns for Tipping last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: JUDGES
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 2:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #puns #Judges #careers #dadjokes #humor

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:49 PM

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:38 PM

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:28 PM

What did the computer do at lunchtime? It had a byte. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:17 PM

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer