Trump says imagine he’s on the ballot because if Republicans lose, he could be impeached.
Three impeachments?! At that point you’re not making history—you’re building a dynasty.
So much winning.
@RogueDNC
@chrisahuja.bsky.social
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTrump says imagine he’s on the ballot because if Republicans lose, he could be impeached.
Three impeachments?! At that point you’re not making history—you’re building a dynasty.
So much winning.
@RogueDNC
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialNothing says “the people love me” quite like getting heckled in public.
J.D. Vance wanted a warm welcome. The crowd apparently had other plans.
Democracy: sometimes the feedback is immediate.
@meidastouch
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialEveryone made fun of “Sleepy Joe,” but Trump apparently took it as a challenge. Multiple Oval Office naps later, Donald can finally say: I beat Biden at sleeping.
Video: @MeidasTouch
#ChrisAhuja #SleepyDon
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialEric Schmitt thought he caught Jack Smith committing perjury. His smoking gun? He confused the Iowa Hawkeyes with the Atlanta Hawks. Bro brought “receipts” and forgot to read them. Absolutely cooked. @senateinsession @meidastouch #JackSmith #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialJack Smith came to testify and ended up cooking the entire room. “Proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation. Then he stood by every damn word. That’s how you show up prepared. @meidastouch #JackSmith #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialYeah, it’s true. You are a shitty president. Glad you finally admitted it. You said it yourself.
Video: @europadotcom
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialSen. Kennedy had Jack Smith under oath and bravely asked the questions America needed answered:
Tooth Fairy? Easter Bunny?
Fearless leadership. Next hearing, maybe we finally get to the bottom of Santa Claus.
Video: @CourierNewsroom
#JackSmith #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialSleepy Don™ appeared to doze off during another meeting. In fairness, being President is exhausting when people keep scheduling meetings during your naps. Somebody get this hardworking public servant a coffee—or at least turn the lights down.
🎥 @MeidasTouch
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialShoutout to RFK Jr. We see you, buddy. Can’t get Americans to quit sugar? Recall the sugar. Make America Healthy Again, one recall at a time. Well played. #RFKJr #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialPlease stop calling Netanyahu a coward. This is a great war criminal we’re talking about!
With an ICC arrest warrant, Benny had to flee to New Jersey rather than land in NYC.
Apparently “fearless leader” has a Newark exception.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialMarco Rubio really needs better allergy medicine. The nose. The gums. The sniffing. Obviously allergies. Definitely allergies. Nothing else comes to mind. Tony Montana had terrible allergies too. 🎥 @HQNewsNow #MarcoRubio #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialThey’re parading Mitch McConnell around like a trained monkey, but apparently the offensive part is saying it out loud.
Nothing says “protecting his legacy” quite like getting mad at the mirror instead of the circus.
🎥 @desireereports
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialMitch McConnell is back at work, and this has officially stopped looking like a commute and started looking like a hostage transfer. 😂
Someone please tell Mitch retirement is legal.
🎥: @desireereports
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTrump’s DOJ cleared it. Newsom pushed for a settlement. Now we’re told merging Paramount and Warner Bros. is “stronger competition.” Two competitors becoming one isn’t more competition. Don’t piss on LA and tell us it’s raining. #ChrisAhuja #Hollywood
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTrump banned CNN, MS NOW & Politico. The entire TV press pool pulled out.
So today Trump stood by Marine One talking—with no press pool there to mic him. Nobody could hear a damn thing.
He tried to silence the press. He muted himself.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialThe Kennedy Center is literally a memorial to JFK—and Trump wants to demolish it. Where is RFK Jr.? Where are our former presidents? What’s next, the Lincoln Memorial? Grow a spine. Speak up. This is America. #KennedyCenter #Trump #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialAmerica has a new extremist movement.
Their radical demand? Don’t demolish the Kennedy Center.
Americans are forming a human chain to protect JFK’s living memorial. Completely unhinged.
Next they’ll demand we keep the Lincoln Memorial.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialBREAKING: I’m endorsing Barack Obama for President in 2028.
Experienced. Electable. Constitutionally ineligible.
Trump will be old AF by then anyway, campaigning from a La-Z-Boy and jokingly sponsored by Depends.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTrump demolished part of the White House. Now he’s threatening the Kennedy Center over his name.
Republicans enable it. Democrats send a statement.
At this point, America’s landmarks aren’t history. They’re a demolition schedule.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialMitch McConnell is doing fantastic. Absolutely thriving. Nothing to see here.
The sad part is watching Republicans stand by and pretend this is normal. Democrats can see it too.
At some point, basic human dignity should matter more than keeping a Senate seat.